“Towel Heads.” Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note: We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called “Towel Heads” since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as “Little Sheet Heads.” Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
Last night while my Queen was out grocery shopping, we had a little accident in the house. The Prince (2 years old) and Princess (10 years old) were jumping around on a mini-trampoline when the Prince fell off and hit his head against the sharp corner of two walls. (I actually think the Princess helped him fall.)
The Princess panicked and called me into the room. The Prince was bleeding all over the place. (Head wounds have a tendency to bleed a lot.) He had blood running down the side of his head, coming out of his ears, running down his neck … I couldn’t tell exactly where it was coming from.
While I was cleaning up the boy, I gave Princess my cell phone and told her to call Mommy. I found the source of all the blood, it was a small (3/8 inch) cut in his hairline. By the time the Queen got home, we had the bleeding under control and the Prince had calmed down.
“Tell the U.N. to fuggedaboutit. The United States has no intention of surrendering a tool that has done vastly more to enrich and empower the world’s people and to encourage the spread of freedom than the United Nations ever did.”
Washington Times Columnist Frank Gaffney, Jr. on the
United Nations’ Desire to Control the Internet
The names of former President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, the intern who had sex with the commander in chief, will be attached to a new line of condoms.
This story is just too funny. The jokes write themselves.
