Bleeding Prince

Last night while my Queen was out grocery shopping, we had a little accident in the house. The Prince (2 years old) and Princess (10 years old) were jumping around on a mini-trampoline when the Prince fell off and hit his head against the sharp corner of two walls. (I actually think the Princess helped him fall.)

The Princess panicked and called me into the room. The Prince was bleeding all over the place. (Head wounds have a tendency to bleed a lot.) He had blood running down the side of his head, coming out of his ears, running down his neck … I couldn’t tell exactly where it was coming from.

While I was cleaning up the boy, I gave Princess my cell phone and told her to call Mommy. I found the source of all the blood, it was a small (3/8 inch) cut in his hairline. By the time the Queen got home, we had the bleeding under control and the Prince had calmed down.

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J.E.S.T.E.R.

Toxic Waste?

Above Diaper Changing Station
Originally uploaded by LRStan.

This sign was found above a diaper changing station. I think the EPA’s wrong about this. Maybe they’re wrong about some other things too?

My Hawaiian Name

My Hawaiian Name is:

Kale Mauli

What’s Your City?

My Star Wars Personality

Cinco de Mayo

Went out for lunch with a crew from work. We went to “Azteca Family Mexican Restaurant.” They were giving away 05-05-05 T-shirts when you bought a medium Margarita. The waiters were wearing very cool T-shirts with Speedy Gonzales on the back of them, but we didn’t get those T-shirts. Instead, they were giving away Tweety Bird T-shirts. Apparently, they’re not going to start giving away the other T-shirts until later in the day.

I’ve got nothing against Tweety, but on this T-shirt he looks drunk and he’s saying “Bartender, another Margarita!!” (I hate it when people overuse punctuation. One exclamation point should be enough to get your point across. Why do you need more than one??)

Missing!

Today the Queen called me up while I was at work. She said, “You may or may not find this hilarious.” She then proceeds to tell me what the Little Prince, who is now 16 months old, did downstairs while she was upstairs. He loves to play with gadgets, TV remote, cell phones and now apparently the cordless computer mouse. Somehow he managed to get it off the desk to play with. Then he put it away.

Well, he didn’t actually put it away, at least not where it belongs. He put it somewhere else. Where, we don’t have a clue. Only God and the Little Prince know. The Queen has looked everywhere for that damn mouse, but can’t find it.

It’s not in the toybox, any of the desk drawers, any of the kitchen drawers or under the sofa. I forgot to ask her if she checked the toilet.

Obviously, I found this very funny.

Lion Tamer!

Is it possible that you were Napoleon in a former life? Your commanding presence and can-do nature makes you successful in life and especially love. No doubt who wears the pants in the relationship with you. You’re the reason we have fantasies about men in uniform.

Some gals really go for having a guy like you set the pace in a relationship (and in the bedroom…). They love that you tend to take control at work and at play. A man who knows what he wants can be irresistible.

But everyone needs to feel in control of his or her own life, even your partner. To keep the relationship on solid ground, try to divvy up the decision-making a bit. When you surrender the steering wheel every once in awhile, you might find you might even find that you enjoy the view from the passenger seat.

How passionate are you?

King of the Blogs

Found an interesting new meme in the blogosphere. It’s called King of the Blogs, or KOTB for short. Check it out and go vote for your favorite blog. This week I’m supporting the New Trommetter Times.