Obama’s Psalm

Obama is my Shepherd,

I shall not want.

He leadeth me beside still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment.

Yea, though i walk throught the valley of the bread line,

I shall not go hungry.

Obama has anointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over my income,

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.

The Democrats and I will live forever

in a rented home.

But, I am glad to be an American,

I am glad that I am free.

But I wish I was a dog

and Obama a tree.