My Star Wars Personality

Cinco de Mayo

Went out for lunch with a crew from work. We went to “Azteca Family Mexican Restaurant.” They were giving away 05-05-05 T-shirts when you bought a medium Margarita. The waiters were wearing very cool T-shirts with Speedy Gonzales on the back of them, but we didn’t get those T-shirts. Instead, they were giving away Tweety Bird T-shirts. Apparently, they’re not going to start giving away the other T-shirts until later in the day.

I’ve got nothing against Tweety, but on this T-shirt he looks drunk and he’s saying “Bartender, another Margarita!!” (I hate it when people overuse punctuation. One exclamation point should be enough to get your point across. Why do you need more than one??)

Missing!

Today the Queen called me up while I was at work. She said, “You may or may not find this hilarious.” She then proceeds to tell me what the Little Prince, who is now 16 months old, did downstairs while she was upstairs. He loves to play with gadgets, TV remote, cell phones and now apparently the cordless computer mouse. Somehow he managed to get it off the desk to play with. Then he put it away.

Well, he didn’t actually put it away, at least not where it belongs. He put it somewhere else. Where, we don’t have a clue. Only God and the Little Prince know. The Queen has looked everywhere for that damn mouse, but can’t find it.

It’s not in the toybox, any of the desk drawers, any of the kitchen drawers or under the sofa. I forgot to ask her if she checked the toilet.

Obviously, I found this very funny.